Mushroom Dosage Calculator

Your weight matters in this universe. Not for vanity, but because mushrooms care how much space you take up. Enter your weight into any galactic dosage calculator you find floating in the digital ether.

Psilocybe Cubensis? Truffles? Each variety has its own passport to the stars. Select your ride wisely. Some calculators will ask, some will assume, but remember, not all ships sail at the same speed.

Microdose (0.1 – 0.5 grams): Want to feel like you've had a cosmic coffee? This is your stop. Creativity might spike, but you won't see through time... yet.

Low Dose (0.5 – 2 grams): Ideal for those wanting to dip their toes in the universe's pool. Expect giggles, mild visuals, and perhaps a philosophical thought or two.

Moderate Dose (2 – 3.5 grams): Ready for the galaxy's embrace? Here, you might meet the entities of your subconscious. Visuals intensify, and emotions could swing like a pendulum on a planet with erratic gravity.

High Dose (3.5 – 5 grams and beyond): Only for the brave astronauts prepared for the potential of becoming one with the universe or revisiting your breakfast. Not for the faint of heart or those new to space travel.

Use the dosage calculator like you're programming your spaceship's navigation. Enter your details, and it'll spit out a number. This isn't just any number; it's your ticket to ride.

Set and Setting: Your spacecraft (mindset) and the galaxy you explore (environment) should be primed for launch. A bad trip can feel like being lost in space with no radio.

Safety Protocols: Have a trip sitter or a guide. Someone who can keep you anchored or at least call for help if you think you've found the answer to life, the universe, and everything but forgot it's 42.

The Return: Remember, what goes up must come down. Plan for re-entry with some grounding activities, like eating something earthy or listening to the hum of existence 🎵

Disclaimer: While these calculators aim to guide you through the mushroom cosmos, they're more like ancient mariner's maps than GPS. Your journey might vary. Always start with lower doses if you're new; there's no rush in space exploration.

So, there you have it, intrepid explorer. With these steps, your voyage through the vast expanse of your mind should be as calculated as a trip through the galaxy, with just as much wonder and far fewer black holes. Remember, in the world of psychedelic space travel, it's not about the destination; it's about the journey... and not turning into a sofa. Safe travels!

Are there any risks associated with taking mushrooms?

The primary risks include having a bad trip or experiencing anxiety. Proper preparation and responsible use can minimize these risks.